Cleaning Champions Mugs

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

The household cavalry

TV and cleaner

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

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"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

Giant sandwich bags.

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Billy's clean room.

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Now wash your hands.

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."