Cleaning Challenge Champion Pillows

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

TV and cleaner

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"Brian, isn't Dry January and Veganuary enough?!!"

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

Giant sandwich bags.

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Billy's clean room.

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

"The freezer is on the bottom ... stop putting away the milk upside down!"

Now wash your hands.

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

"Of course it is a nuisance with all this soap, but the important thing is that the germs think so too."