Cleaning Challenger Pillows

"I'm not going to shovel the walk. I'm cleaning my room."

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'How come you never sweep at home?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Too much cilantro

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Ironing day.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

The household cavalry

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Fumes from furniture

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'