Cleaning Challenger T-Shirts

"I'm not going to shovel the walk. I'm cleaning my room."

"Oh, yeah, tough guy? Well, maybe this is the night I mop up the floor with you."

'I'd like to come over, but Mom cleaned my room and it's going to take me all day to put it right again.'

'How come you never sweep at home?'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Too much cilantro

Ironing day.

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

The household cavalry

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'