Cleanliness Coach Gifts

'Clean underwear? Look, Mom -- if I get in an accident, I'll probably mess up my pants anyway.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

In the art gallery

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

'My mom invented baths!'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Medieval Torture

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

Billy's clean room.