Cleanliness Coach Prints

'Clean underwear? Look, Mom -- if I get in an accident, I'll probably mess up my pants anyway.'

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

In the art gallery

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'My mom invented baths!'

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

Billy's clean room.

Medieval Torture

I thought we agreed, this birdbath was our little secret!

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"