Cleanliness Commander Prints

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

In the art gallery

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Cleaning Lockers.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."