Cleanliness Czar Prints

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

In the art gallery

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Cleaning Lockers.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.