Cleaning Commander Prints

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

The household cavalry

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

"Wet wipe?"

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

Human Dust Buster

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Nature Scents Research Department.

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

A woman's work is never done.

Spring Cleaning

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

"Remember when all this was free?"

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

"After Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing more stuffed than me is the dishwasher."

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

"First."

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

Falls at work.

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"

'But I can't take my muddy boots off - I'm not wearing any!'