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'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

The household cavalry

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"Wet wipe?"

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Wearing radiation suits to clean the toilet

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

Human Dust Buster

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

Troubles with a vacuum cleaner

A woman's work is never done.

Spring Cleaning

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

"Remember when all this was free?"

Hey! I just vacuumed there!! Sisyphus at home.

'You knew I was an amphibian when you married me!'

'Didn't you remove the bird before washing the cage?'

"I did take off my muddy shoes, mom...these are my socks!"

"After Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing more stuffed than me is the dishwasher."

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

"He wants to be beach buggy ready."

"I see you're on another wiping frenzy, Tia Carmen."

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

"First."

'Growing a beard?' - 'Yes, not so much face to wash.'

Falls at work.

"Gloves off at the table please!" "They're not gloves, they're dirt!"