Cleaning Warrior Prints

'Mum said you were the first man she ever trained, Dad.'

The Broken Broom

The household cavalry

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

Human Dust Buster

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"There's more inside."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

We're polishing our brand.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."