Cleaning Warrior Pillows

As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.

'Mum said you were the first man she ever trained, Dad.'

The Broken Broom

The household cavalry

Hey! I just vacuumed there!! Sisyphus at home.

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

Human Dust Buster

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"There's more inside."

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Fumes from furniture

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'