Washing Warrior Pillows

'I never believed I'd remarry, either, but I just couldn't figure out that damned washing machine.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Wrong leadership.

The household cavalry

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"You overwatered the plant, again."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Save the river.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Ski Surfing

We're polishing our brand.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

NYC Department of Sanitation