Washing Warrior T-Shirts

'I never believed I'd remarry, either, but I just couldn't figure out that damned washing machine.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Perfect Cannonball

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Wrong leadership.

The household cavalry

"You overwatered the plant, again."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Save the river.

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Ski Surfing

NYC Department of Sanitation