Washing Wizard Pillows

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"So. . . you're back!"

"We only got six days of funding."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Candle Portraits.

"Lovely dovetail."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Waiting for retirement.

'You can't come in here with that.'

Targets.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Dustbin monster.

Dad's Workbench

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'Boat Launch'

Psychic car mechanics.

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."