Washing Wizard Pillows

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"So. . . you're back!"

"We only got six days of funding."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Candle Portraits.

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"Lovely dovetail."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.

'You can't come in here with that.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Dustbin monster.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Psychic car mechanics.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

'Boat Launch'

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"I enjoyed your speech. Although I was sorry to miss my children growing up."

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

Woodwork

'I hope this is not a reflection on the staff, but the management has asked me to dumb it down.'