Tidying Wizard Pillows

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Decluttering. . .

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Movers - Decluttering

Desert Island Raking

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

Clearing Away Christmas

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."