Cleaning Wizard Pillows

Cleaning service on skates.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"That's okay, dear, I'll do the dishes."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Dustbin monster.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

I brake for worms

Caravan holiday

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

Russian doll style wheelie bins

Confusion at the recycling centre.

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

"So. . . you're back!"

Recycled Garbage

I give up. What is it?

Duct Cleaning

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Clown Gardening

"Fastball? Change up? OMG, I left my heater running?"

'Flower and water'

Recycling depot.

"Who turned the pressure up?"

"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."

Genie in bottle bank says: 'I'll grant you three wishes if you can get me out of here.'

'Toxic waste - formerly harmless waste.'