Cleaning Wizard Gifts

Cleaning service on skates.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"That's okay, dear, I'll do the dishes."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Dustbin monster.

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

Confusion at the recycling centre.

Russian doll style wheelie bins

Caravan holiday

I brake for worms

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Jane, this is an intervention. Your teeth are white enough."

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

"So. . . you're back!"

Recycled Garbage

I give up. What is it?

Duct Cleaning

'You've never heard of 'prop wash'?'

"Fastball? Change up? OMG, I left my heater running?"

Clown Gardening

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

'Flower and water'

Laughing when someone shrinks there favorite shirt only makes matters worse.

Recycling depot.

"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."

"Who turned the pressure up?"