Waste Wizard Gifts

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Recycling depot.

Recycling in the Bin

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

'Toxic waste - formerly harmless waste.'

Dustbin monster.

Confusion at the recycling centre.

Russian doll style wheelie bins

Recycled Garbage

Slight Caution - Hazardous but Recyclable Material

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

We're polishing our brand.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

This is where Brent council sends you

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

'He's a structural engineer.'