Waste Wizard Gifts

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Recycling depot.

Recycling in the Bin

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

'Toxic waste - formerly harmless waste.'

Dustbin monster.

Confusion at the recycling centre.

Russian doll style wheelie bins

Recycled Garbage

Slight Caution - Hazardous but Recyclable Material

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

This is where Brent council sends you

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

NYC Department of Sanitation

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

We're polishing our brand.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'He's a structural engineer.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'