Waste Management Wizard Gifts

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

"Thank god for Tuesday morning therapy."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Food waste with recycling symbol

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Where does it all end up?

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Nuclear waste.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

Rubbish and Everest

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Daisy Diaper Service

Dustbin monster.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

recycling

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Fishing for Litter

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

Recycling Centre

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."