Waste-not Wizard Gifts

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

Dustbin monster.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Cleaning service on skates.

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

This junk mail made from recycled junk mail.

Recycling

I brake for worms

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Russian doll style wheelie bins

Confusion at the recycling centre.

'A lot of folks have been eating corn lately.'

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

'And you can eat the containers.'

"I thought you gave up TV."

Recycled Garbage

A man separates his garbage into seven different bins.

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

'It's only a bin, Dear...don't let them get to you...'

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

Duct Cleaning

"That's okay, dear, I'll do the dishes."