Waste-not Enthusiast Gifts

An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

How many times do I have to tell you? You may eat the recyclables, but not the returnables!

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

The oil trap.

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

This is where Brent council sends you

'He's a structural engineer.'

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

"Laundry or composting?"

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Cactus Huggers

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

Blue Tit Bank.

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

No, really, if you hold a can up to your ear, you can hear the recycling plant.

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

'Recycling'

Confusion at the recycling centre.

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Didn't that use to be Hogan's scrap yard?

Interactive Trashcan.

'Our new 'green' fund invests in companies that pay lots of cold, hard cash dividends.'

All we do is add the wind vanes!

Landfill site worker - 'Christmas catalogues...thataway.'

Clean the world.

Where Can I Put Them?