Zero-waste Enthusiast Gifts

"Laundry or composting?"

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'

'It not only comes in a reusable container but the product itself is made entirely from recycled materials.'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

I want to talk about the environment...

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

'Green Peace'

Electric car

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.