Zero Waste Advocate Gifts

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

The oil trap.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

100% carbon neutral

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Food waste with recycling symbol

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Water scarcity in Africa

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Rubbish and Everest

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

The world as most people see it. . The world as scientists see it.

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

Green Trash

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"