Zero Waste Rebel Gifts

Buyables. Disposables.

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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

The oil trap.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Recycling Centre

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

Sunday.

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

Message in a Plastic Bottle

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"Laundry or composting?"