Zero Waste Fanatics Gifts

"Packaging waste is bad for the environment. That's why we're selling canned soup without cans."

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

The oil trap.

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Are we at the right stage in life to begin composting?

Recycling Centre

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

"Laundry or composting?"

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."

Dog Looking for Bin in which to put Bone

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

'Recycling'

Russian doll style wheelie bins

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

'Thanks... I'm all for the paperless office - but I draw the line at the paperless toilet...'

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!

'Do you know how much damage all these plastic bags are doing to our planet.'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good

Rodin's Thinking Man.

'And you can eat the containers.'

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'