Zero-waste Enthusiast Pillows

"Laundry or composting?"

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

Where Can I Put Them?

'Junk food, Junk mail, Junk'

'It not only comes in a reusable container but the product itself is made entirely from recycled materials.'

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Politically Correct Snowperson

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.