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How life on Earth really got its start.

"Incredible - here in the Himalayas! A new mountain made up entirely of discarded computers shipped to India from the West!"

"Thank god for Tuesday morning therapy."

'I thought you said you were only collecting fortnightly from now on.'

"Environmental Protection Agency. Scott Pruitt, Administrator."

Food waste with recycling symbol

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Where does it all end up?

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Rubbish and Everest

Daisy Diaper Service

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Dustbin monster.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

recycling

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you