Waste Manager T-Shirts

'How long have you been in Waste Management?'

"For the taxes we pay, you'd think our trash could get picked up on time – and by limousine."

"It's a twist top. You know, to keep out the dumb animals."

The Dog Poo

"You did a bang up job with 'fire' and'wheel'...what can you do with 'waste management'?"

'Well, your resume looks good and - my gosh - I've never seen someone so passionate about this line of work.'

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

'Toxic waste - formerly harmless waste.'

Company changes its name from Trash Company to Waste Management Systems.

"This looks like a good planet for fly-tipping."

Obsolete Electronics Landfill

"As you can see there's good money in Do Do Economics."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Where does it all end up?

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

Nuclear waste.

Rubbish and Everest

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Daisy Diaper Service

recycling

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'