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An actual recycling center sign, 'Aluminum Cans Only. At this time we cannot accept dirty cans, B-52 tail assemblies, auto chassis, old storm windows or surplus land mines. Thank you.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Where does it all end up?

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

Nuclear waste.

Rubbish and Everest

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Daisy Diaper Service

recycling

'You forgot the product label.'

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

This is where Brent council sends you

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Son when I'm gone, all this will be yours!"

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."