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...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Where does it all end up?

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Food waste with recycling symbol

How life on Earth really got its start.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

Population rocket

Litter Pick

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

Nuclear waste.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

"We must be entering Earth's atmosphere now...."

Rubbish and Everest

Daisy Diaper Service

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

recycling

'You forgot the product label.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

Fishing for Litter

Recycling Centre

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."