Cleanliness Wizard Gifts

Duct Cleaning

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Dustbin monster.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'I see the Maids have been in!'

Junior's Towel

"Do you have any idea what it's like to be underappreciated by your boss?"

The Messy Sink

Super glue hoovering

"Thank God!"

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'It's no use Lieutenant - he's still refusing to separate his recyclables.'

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

Ward Cleaning.

"What makes you think I p-p-peed on the floor?"