Laundry Wizard Gifts

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"It followed me here from the lint trap. Can I keep him?!"

"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

Santa's wash day.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'