Laundry Wizard Gifts

These colours haven't just run. They've sprinted!

"It followed me here from the lint trap. Can I keep him?!"

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

"No, I'm not the fairy godmother of missing socks; I'm the goddess of static cling."

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

Domestic Superheroes!!

Moses separating his Laundry.

The Missing Sock Returns

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

'Caw blimey!'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'