Laundry Whiz Gifts

'Dude! Quick! Jump in! We've got to balance the load!'

Domestic Superheroes!!

When laundry ruled the waves.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Santa's wash day.

"Wait, you never wash your cape?"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"And do you, Scott, take Amy, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, through mysterious separations of indefinite duration, as long as you both may live?"

Search for Missing Socks

Heavy-duty, super-capacity, two speeds, 10 cycles. All of them vicious.

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"