Tidying Wizard T-Shirts

"Parting the clutter in your room isn't the same as cleaning it, Moses."

Let's get organized

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Maybe clean out your wallet

Things my vacuum likes to suck up

Ironing day.

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Spring cleaning.

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

Desert Island Raking

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

The Movers - Decluttering

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

Decluttering. . .

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"I watched that Marie Kondo program on decluttering and decided to get rid of Norman."

After a lifetime of chasing that elusive creature, Alvin stopped to reassess his time management skills.

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Cleaning service on skates.