Cleaning Warriors Pillows

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

"Remember when all this was free?"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

Ironing day.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

The household cavalry

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Fumes from furniture

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

We're polishing our brand.

NYC Department of Sanitation

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

Earth Reset Button.

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Mom, I cleaned my room like you told me.'

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

"You'll have to clean your room by yourself. Your plea for disaster aid has been turned down by the President."

Cleaner