Clean-up Crusaders Pillows

A man empties his plate off a balcony

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Ironing day.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"It's trickle down."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

The household cavalry

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Cleaning Lockers.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."