Clean-up Crusaders Mugs

A man empties his plate off a balcony

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Ironing day.

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"It's trickle down."

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

The household cavalry

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

Fumes from furniture

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

'I don't care if you're wearing them again tomorrow, just put your clothes away!'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

An anglerfish lights up rubbish at the bottom of the ocean

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Cleaning Lockers.

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

'I'm going to throw out my old toothbrush and get a new one.'

'We've got a personal hygiene foul! Number 70!... Fifteen yards!!'

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."