Highway Cleanup Crusader Pillows

''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Ironing day.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

Global Warming.

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Water scarcity in Africa

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"It would kill him to run a vacuum?"

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Say speed

Fumes from furniture

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'We would deliver if we could cross the street.'

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"