Pollution Crusader Pillows

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Second hand smoke kills.

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

Man using to much bug spray

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Global Warmer 2000.

Just Stop Boil

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

There is No Planet C

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Ironing day.

Earth stove