Pollution Warrior Pillows

Industry and environment

The Foul State of the River Thames

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

Eating PCB is all right, but mercury has more charisma.

Tree selling premium oxygen.

Clean air.

Tetanus Jab

A polluted food chain

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

Man walking through cloud of smog

Highway sign: Toxic waste area next 3 miles. Don't breathe

Fishermen and ecology

'Mercury, PCBs, nuclear waste- it's enough to make you want to remain in the plankton stage!'

'Toxic waste - formerly harmless waste.'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

'I've invented a better mousetrap! ...Now overcrowding - pollution - crime will beat a path to my door!'

Eskimo catches a trolley whilst ice fishing.

'You're a selfish, egotistical, eco-vandal, oil-sucking son-of-a-bitch!'

A narwhal gets caught to litter as he swims through the ocean.

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

Fish want out of polluted river.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."