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Plastic Pollution

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I dunno...ask him."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Keystone XL

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

NYC Department of Sanitation

"It's not easy being green…"

The Seahoover

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'