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Plastic Pollution

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

"I dunno...ask him."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

"You want organic, we'll make it organic."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Keystone XL

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

The Seahoover

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

We're polishing our brand.

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

NYC Department of Sanitation

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."