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"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"I dunno...ask him."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Keystone XL

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

We're polishing our brand.

The Seahoover

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

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NYC Department of Sanitation

"It's not easy being green…"

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'