Waste Warriors T-Shirts

'And quit yelling, 'Finders keepers, losers weepers.''

'There goes the neigborhood.'

Rodin's Thinking Man.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

This fast food restaurant uses recycled packaging! . . . "And recycled food!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Chez Nous Menu

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

"I modified the symbol for accuracy."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

We're polishing our brand.

Recycling Depot - Magazines, Newspapers, Free CDs, books, 8 page pull-outs and other promotions

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

Earth Reset Button.

"So one day all our homes will be completely powered by rubbish. Just like that guy."

Message in a Plastic Bottle

Mock cover of 'Landfill' magazine

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'Tell you what -- just make EVERYTHING biodegradable, okay?'

"One day, this will all be yours. But right now, I need you down in the warehouse."

"I don't use straws anymore. Straws are bad for the environment."

Urban Compost Heap.

Over-packaged fruit and vegetables

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."