Recycling Warrior T-Shirts

'Potato peels, old tissues, plastic bags, empty tin cans. Stop talking rubbish.'

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

Mt. Everest Cleanup Station.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"Eco friendly bottle bank - green only."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Litter Pick

The household cavalry

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Reuse it or lose it.

"I dunno...ask him."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."