Recycling Warrior Gifts

'Potato peels, old tissues, plastic bags, empty tin cans. Stop talking rubbish.'

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

Mt. Everest Cleanup Station.

"Eco friendly bottle bank - green only."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Food waste with recycling symbol

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Litter Pick

The household cavalry

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

'Filthy Earthlings got here before us!'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Reuse it or lose it.

"Don't get me wrong. I think it's great that Barbara decided she wanted to start exercising more after her surgery."

"I dunno...ask him."

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

Recycle or ruin the planet?

Keystone XL

'That stuff kills 98% of household germs, but leaves the remaining 2% limping around enough to maintain your resistance.'