Recycling Hero Gifts

White bottles / brown bottles / green bottles / blue bottles.

"I can't for the life of me remember which recycling bin is which?"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"I love you too, big guy."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Eco Princess

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Litter Pick

"I can see our house from here."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

The birth of junk mail.

Recycling Centre

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

This is where Brent council sends you

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

SOS of Garbage

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

A Tree Fights Back