Recycling Fanatic Gifts

'They don't seem to be very popular with the customers.'

"If they make all this stuff useful, where will we live?"

'I couldn't remember which bin it was today, so I put them all out.'

"You've got to give them credit, as soon as we raised the issue of climate change and encouraged everyone to do their bit things have really taken off..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Would it kill you to compost?"

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

Litter Pick

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Dustbin monster.

Recycling Centre

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

No one drinks from fountains anymore. Thanks to bottled water, they've been replaced. By bottled water fountains.

This is where Brent council sends you

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

Spring cleaning.