Recycling Enthusiasts Gifts

'The reason we bought this house was the nearness of the bottle banks.'

'I know you're tired of hearing the same old political cliches, but I believe in recycling.'

"He was right about saving that box. It did come in handy."

"Hey! These are still good!!"

I'm going to the movies. What witless Hollywood excretion are you wasting your money on? An extremely thrifty one, nana. Really? It's a film based on reuse and recycling. Oh, right. The 13th remake of "Friday the Thirteenth." Is movie blood biodegradable?

grabbed by the bottle bank...

"Our next online purchase will be a commercial trash compactor."

Green Industrial Revolution

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

But is it organic?

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

For our eco club project, let's get bottled water banned from school. Hold on. Go on!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Litter Pick

I'm organizing the house. Can I help? Do you have any storage bins for stuff we don't use very often? Hold on. I have just the thing! Thanks, mom.

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

"We'll analyze the only thing left to analyze: what people throw away."

Reuse it or lose it.

Rubbish and Everest

Free Range Golfers

Green Trash

New Year 2020

Recycling Centre

"I think Jules is reminding Nat that each and every one of us produces four pounds of garbage each day, every day."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.